Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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