Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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