So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
what if I'm pregnant?
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The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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