I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I know her cup size but not her name....
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