She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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