did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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