you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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