i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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