i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i've created a new STD.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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