it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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