I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I am naked and annoyed.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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