Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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