were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
