her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
be right there i have to get my cape
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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