In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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