distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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