If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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