so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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