Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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