It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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