God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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