Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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