I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
someone owes me an orgasm
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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