when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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