xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Im part way to drunk.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize