problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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