is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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