i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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