I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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