if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Randomize
