ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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