That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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