great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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