i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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