So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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