we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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