i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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