But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We had to coat check the pizza.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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