Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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