come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So squirting runs in the family.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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