Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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