Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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