If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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