All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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