Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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