you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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