That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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