Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Its about making memories worth repressing
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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