If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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