it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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