She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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