There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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