I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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